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Jay Chou to His Mom: "Keep It Up, and I'm Moving Out!"
Chou sporting his favorite underwear...cap
Taiwan: Jay Chou, 26, and one of China's biggest pop stars, recently threatened to abandon his long time roomate, his mother, after she accidently served him a peach daiquiri with alchohol in it. Chou had reportedly asked for a virgin peach daiquiri.
"He is the biggest popstar in Asia. I just thought it was time for him to party a little bit and act like a spoiled rock star for a change," said his mother, Yeh Hui-mei. "He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke. He doesn't have to be Keith Moon, but he could wreck a hotel room or snort a line of coke off a hooker's ass. I just think it's time for him to grow up and start acting like a rock star. So, yeah, I did it. I snuck some alchohol into his peach daiquiri. But I did it for him, because I love him and want him to actually have fun or get laid even before he dies... probably while saving a puppy from a burning house."
"I have enough going on right now. I just wanted to chill out, watch video's of myself, and drink a virgin peach daiquiri. But no! My mom has to spike it...with what I think was alchohol," said Jay Chou. "So as much as it hurt, I told her I was going to move out if she kept being a bad influence."
"Obviously, he was bluffing," said his mom, Yeh Hui-mei. "He hasn't spent a night away from me since he was three."
